The modern age of technology has done me a tremendous favor: It has granted me access to some of the most remarkable and down-right freakin' awesome products made on this fine Earth. As a result my wishlist is 18 miles long, wraps around both poles of the Earth, and makes Santa Claus weep. I figured I should start sharing it with you so that you can start realizing just how lame that pony wish was to begin with.
To start off my wishlist, I would like this action figure which most closely resembles my future ambition - apart from my dream to have Andy Rooney's job. I give you, The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure!
Feline urine odor not included.
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