Memorial Day: A Day to Honor White Pants

That's what Memorial Day's for, right? The whole thing about wearing white pants until September? Well, to toast white pants, this year I plan to drink a lot of hard cider until I pass out, stinking of sunscreen, hot dogs, and dog saliva.

Before I begin this ceremony though, first, I would like to take a moment to remember all of the brave white pants that have served bravely and fallen in the line of duty...especially those cute little ones with the ties that I tore the ass out of two summers ago. Your memory will live on.

Super Happy Most Excellent Picture #11

Here's an early Happy Memorial Day wish to you and yours. In this celebration of bbqs, children, laughter, and parties, I wish for you that no angry clowns will mow you down and eat your innards like macaroni salad.

"Hobo, The Angry Clown"

Harpy Mudda's Day!

Here's to all the muthas out there, be their children teeny humans, cats, dogs, gerbils, lawn gnomes, or packs of army men. May your day be full of appreciation and forced togetherness.

In celebration, here's a video that really sums up what Mother's Day meant to me before I actually became a mom.

Every day is kids' day, my ass.

Happy Leap Day!

Happy February 29! On this special non-holiday in which we celebrate amazing leaps throughout history, I want to wish you and yours a very safe day of leaping.

Happy Leap Day!