Palin the Ass

I've made no secret of the fact that I think Sarah Palin is a twit. She's a condescending characature of ignorant Americans that loves to talk, even when she doesn't know what to say.

And to me, that makes her dangerous. Scary, scary, bad dangerous. Dick Cheney dangerous - just with less knowledge and experience. Kind of like giving a toddler a blow torch. A toddler who likes to kill animals and is bent on religious purification and expansion of power.

But I don't want to be a voice of doom and gloom from over here on the Left (and god forbid I wouldn't want to sound like a Republican fear factory), so maybe I can present to you a kinder, fuzzier view of the Sarah Palin story as it could unfold....in a ha-ha, god please don't let it happen, kind of way....

Plus, since I'm getting in my digs here at this nutjob, I'll just say it. She kind of looks like a used-up ex-porn star. Hey, my husband said it. I didn't. I just didn't like the way she kept flirting with me at last night's debate. For the love of god, quit winking at me! You still have to buy me dinner before I'll go to bed with you!

Askville Answer of the Week: Mr. Crackers Goes to Washington

Since this is the political season (God help us all!), I thought I'd display a follow-up to the "Would you elect my cat as President?" question. This time a parakeet has announced its candidacy. And I hear Hillary is already drafting new legislation to block all parakeet votes and has just leaked information that the parakeet is, in fact, Muslim.

You can always find me on http://www.askville.com/. Just ask for PenguinSage. If you stop in, be sure to tell her that Davy Jones sent ya, and he's agreed to play at the prom!

Askville Answer of the Week

So I'm a certified Askville junkie. If you've never been there, it's a public Q&A site. Lots of BSing, lots of me pretending I know what I'm talking about. Hey, what can I say? I'm a rock god sometimes. And as a rock god, I must tribute myself. Here's an Askville offering of mine for you to taste:

It's a shame that not everyone gets my humor. At least I amuse myself!

You can always find me on http://www.askville.com/. Just ask for PenguinSage. Tell her The Hamburglar sent ya!