Askville Answer of the Week: There's a Popey Goin' On

In honor of his high popiness - the grand wizard of all things jeebus, the man who has to eat dinner with Bushie more than once this week - I have made another Askville tribute selection that will honor his presence properly. I think this fairly screams, "Welcome to America".

I had to share this with you, not only because of my brilliant-as-always answer, but the Questioner did a bang-up job himself in coming up with some merchandise (Note To Self: must use phrase "bang-up job" more in everyday conversation). Other merchandise ideas that were introduced by other clever Askvillers include:

Popey Chow for dogs
Popesi Cola
Pope Tarts
Grey Popeon

I don't know if these will ever attain the mass appeal that Jees-Itz have garnered, but I'm sure they have their place in the Pope Market.

Now in other papal news, did you hear that after the Pope addressed a crowd on the White House lawn, Bushie actually told him his speech was "awesome". Do you think the man is still snorting the cocaine? Because I'm starting to wonder.

As always, you can find me on http://www.askville.com/. Just ask for PenguinSage. Tell her Mary Popeins sent ya!

Askville Answer of the Week: Mr. Crackers Goes to Washington

Since this is the political season (God help us all!), I thought I'd display a follow-up to the "Would you elect my cat as President?" question. This time a parakeet has announced its candidacy. And I hear Hillary is already drafting new legislation to block all parakeet votes and has just leaked information that the parakeet is, in fact, Muslim.

You can always find me on http://www.askville.com/. Just ask for PenguinSage. If you stop in, be sure to tell her that Davy Jones sent ya, and he's agreed to play at the prom!

Who wants to drink from the fire hose?

That's right, kiddies! It's time for the Askville Answer of the Week, brought to you by rich chocolatey Ovaltine.

I hear that a certain cat named "Mr. Tinkles" nearly won on the Republican ticket in the Iowa primary.

You can always find me on http://www.askville.com/. Just ask for PenguinSage. Tell her The Hamburglar sent ya!

Number of days until the new season of Lost: 23