I'm still mad at the groundhog

That little rodent didn't have to rub it in our faces. We all know that the winter is going to be cold, dark, and eternal. It's like telling Fred Thompson he's bald and ugly as a baboon. It may be true, but it's unnecessary to point out.

So I feel no guilt in taking out my winter anger on the groundhog. Here's a game that may help alleviate your own snowbound hositility too.

Play the Whack-a-Groundhog Game Here

In other winter updates, I would like to announce that my "Share the Snow" program has bottlenecked for now, as the US Postal Service has rejected my garbage bags of snow. We are working on the problem, and will be getting you your bags of snow at my earliest convenience.

Share the Snow Program

IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT:

After receiving online complaints from individuals living in warmer climates regarding not ever having snow, I have begun the following program. Effective immediately, I am going to begin mailing garbage bags of snow.

If you live in a warm-climate area, you should expect to receive your garbage bag of snow within the week.

This way you can say you have snow, and I can get rid of mine. Everybody wins. Except maybe the people getting garbage bags of snow in the mail.


Thank you.