Sunday, February 17, 2008

Did you hear the one about the model who pooped her pants?

Well I did, and it friggin' made my day! It seems that Miss Tyra Banks allegedly had a small pants accident while at a New York Fashion Week event. The author of this blog reported that he was on hand as a special back area tent was seized for Tyra to change her soiled shorts and get herself cleaned up. It was probably the Fecal Emergencies Tent. Apparently Tyra's staff carries a spare set of clothes for her to most public events like these - poop yourself much, Ms. Banks?

It's not so funny when you consider it's probably because she's loaded her Whopper sandwich with a small mountain of laxative tablets on top like little poop-inducing pickles.

But I'm back to giggling again when I remember that this was the same Ms. Banks who celebrated Black History Month on her talk show last year by celebrating...yes, you guessed it...herself - and her own magnificent contribution to black history.

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