1. EDUCATION - We will teach users across the world that the term is supposed to mean "laughing out loud". It is therefore not appropriate to wear a homemade t-shirt on The Price is Right that reads: "I'm a Plinko babe! lol".
Furthermore, you should only use this term when you are, in fact, laughing out loud - and never in response to a comment of your own.
If you must issue a "lol", you may only do so in the context of an on-going typed chat conversation - never in an email, blog post, photo caption, title, headline, poster, sign, t-shirt, or verbal conversation.
2. ELIMINATION - In undertaking this mission, we vow to never again use this term to prevent the further perversion of its meaning and excessive usage.
3. SUPPORT - We vow to heckle and chide anyone we encounter who uses "lol" in normal contexts. Additionally, we offer a service where we will come to someone's home and hit them upside the head with a phonebook if they type or say "lol" in an egregious fashion. Call us, we'll be there.
If the A.L.S. succeeds in its mission, then the world will be a less annoying place to live. Remember, we're doing this for the children.
If you'd like to support the A.L.S. please send cash donations. Lots of them.
2 comments:
That was hilarious. LOL.
The above poster has been sacked.
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