Here's how it works: When you read about a celebrity being hospitalized (or canceling a performance) for "exhaustion"or "dehydration", we all make guesses as to what's really wrong with them. (After all, if they hospitalized people for exhaustion, moms of small children would never be off of a gurney!)
Ok, today's contestant is CariDee. You may remember her as America's Top Model from Cycle 7 of the Tyra Banks reality show (well, at least I remember her). This D-list non-celebrity was taken to the hospital on Saturday night after partying at the opening of an MGM Grand, in their bar/club area called "Shrine".
Now players, gather 'round, grab a pencil, and pick from one of these game choices. Was CariDee really hospitalized for...
A.) Drug Overdose
B.) Alcohol Poisoning
C.) Spousal Battering
D.) Impromptu Drug Rehab
E.) Last-Minute Plastic Surgery
F.) Shameless Attempt to Duck Court/Legal Obligations
G.) Desperate Publicity Stunt
You have 30 seconds to make your choice. Go!
Na-na-na-nana-na-na-na (it's the Jeopardy! theme, just go with it...) Na-na-na-ne-nah--nanananana, Na-na-na-nana-na-na-na, Nah! Ne-nah, Ne-nah, Ne-hah, Bom-bom!
Ok, time's up! If you answered B.) Alcohol Poisoning, then you deserve a cookie! Because you matched my answer, and it's my game. CariDee's press agent may never let it leak what really happened, but I'm just a-guessin' here that lil' miss thang didn't just get oh-so-thirsty after a night of partying her ass off at the club. Hope the stomach pumping went well!
Tune in next time for "Guess the Real Reason for Going to the Hospital!", and thanks for playing!
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